if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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