Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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