can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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