Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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