mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I am available for nakedness
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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