That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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