I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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