what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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