this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
