The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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