what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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