Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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