Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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