ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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