Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i need to put some appletini on your dick
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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