we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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