I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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