sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sober January is a disaster.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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