We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she told me i tasted like america
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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