The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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