I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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