This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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