Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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