Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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