i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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