Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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