So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
