She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We got so high we made milksteak
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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