GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
