You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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