So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
