I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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