i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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