wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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