paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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