Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
