News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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