sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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