I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
