i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can I color on your dick again?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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