they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Are we still banned from the library?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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