You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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