whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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