Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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