remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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