I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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