gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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