Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
This is classic penis vs brain.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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