omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
