How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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